May 2013
youwishangelfish:
Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
rnackenzie:
you call me your friend??? where were you when my text post got 0 notes??? where were you
petparent:
Too bad you can’t get abs from laughing at your own jokes, because I would have an 8 pack
kushangel:
i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again
Asian Categorization
whoaajulieee:
Vietnamese = The business motherfuckers (nail shops).
Filipinos = The talented motherfuckers.
Cambodian & Laos = The ghetto & gangster motherfuckers.
Japanese = The high-tech motherfuckers.
Chinese = The cheap & saving motherfuckers.
Koreans = The dramas motherfuckers
Indians = The advertising motherfuckers
friend: how far have you gone with a boy
me: in miles or kilometers
saybyebyepond:
I always see posts about people talking about how tampon and pads ads have girls on beaches and things like that.
And yet in Australia we have really ridiculous advertisements for sanitary products that have girls running around doing shit and this guy
vougehoren:
‘whats shipping’
